Mr. and Mrs Smith

Mr. & Mrs. Smith is sung by Marilyn Monroe & Joe DiMaggo. When they arrive back in America, Joe does his best to domesticate her with the promise of a simpler life. It is later reprised in act two.

Lyrics
Marilyn

Call the Justice of the Peace, But don't tell him our names, Don't put out a press release, Or mention baseball games.

Joe

Book the nearest Bridal suite,

One room will suit us fine,

For the desk clerk that we meet,

The only autograph we'll sign is,

Both

Mr and Mrs Smith,

Simply the folks next door,

Joe

&nbsp People without a single clue what an Agent or Grip is for

Marilyn

Yes,

Both

Nothing can beat the view, When as far as the eye can see, there'sJoe

No one but Mrs,

Marilyn

No one but Mr,

Both

Smith and Me.

Joe

For a home the man provides, A cottage built for two, We'll check the small town classifieds, Variety won't do.

Marilyn

Then we'll move to mainstream USA And sign the deed of trust, The mailbox at our hideaway, Will tell the whole wide world that we're just,

Both

Mr and Mrs Smith, Merely the folks next door

Joe People who use their kitchen each night,

Marilyn

Who've never been in Toots Shor,

Joe

Yeah,

Both

Nothing can beat the view, For as far as the eye can see, there's

Joe

No one but Mr,

Marilyn

No one but Mrs,

Both

Smith and Me.

Both

No early calls,

No big premieres, No less romantic theme, We'll spend the nights, Making our own, Little league baseball team,

Both

We're no one you've ever seen,

Marilyn

Movie stars don't live anywhere here, Except on the local drive-in screen,

Both

Yes, I'd gladly disappear, If it might guarantee a view of,

Joe

No one but Mr,

Marilyn

No one but Mrs,

Both

Smith and You.